Friendly

Our men's team went to Bosön to play what was supposed to be "a friendly" last sunday. Despite the friendliness one center is now on crutches, one scrum half lost vision on one eye, one winger dislocated his collarbone (didn't even know you could do that!) and one center almost hurt himself properly, so he decided to limp off just in case (spot the odd one out!). This meant all the newbies got to play at the same time, so two wingers, one fullback (not the ultimate first game ever position?) and one second row took turns to swear quietly over the ten people "helping out" on the side line by screaming all sorts of contradicting advise.

Since we lost by several points the team talk afterwards wasn't all roses and hugs all round - KG accused most of the players of something strongly prohibited, namely tittygrabbing, I wonder if this rule will be advocated on tour as well? Nah, it has less to do with tits than you think...

I guess there's nothing left to say about this game apart from gossip about the other team slightly (I mean, it's what we do, right?). Rumours say the Attila scrum half has been seen in the company of several well-known, scantily dressed female felons of dubious character - himself in slight disguise but still showing a serious lack of judgement! Oh behave!

Are the rumours true? I think we have proof...