måndag 12 december 2011

Not your average thursday

As a member of a club within the big, cosy community of the Swedish rugby union you might from time to time be asked to step up. (Ta en för laget så att säga.) I'm not talking about throwing yourself head first towards someone else's studs to make a try-saving tackle, nor about drawing five defenders and offloading the ball microseconds before getting smashed and breaking a few ribs in the process while your winger scores points and glory. During winter season the most heroic thing you can do for your team is to prove how wholesome and pure our club is. This you do by peeing in a cup when you get a visit from the Swedish Doping Board (a better name would maybe have been Swedish Anti-doping board, but what do I know?)


Last thursday four players were picked to participate in said event, all four evidently dried out after an hours touch rugby without water break. Let's just say it took some time. Some were more annoyed than others and complained loudly about swedish way of doing things - maybe because he only managed to squeeze out 3 of the required 90 ml? For all I know he might still be there...



This isn't him!

måndag 21 november 2011

P is for party

Don't worry, I'm more responsible than I get credit for said my co-host the day before the fantabulous shenanigans of 2011, obviously sensing me getting fidgety. The gap between someone obsessed with detailed perfection and someone sporting a laissez-faire attitude has never been bigger.


However, as the staff showed up on time, the caterer delivered and there was enough booze to keep a whole rugby club happy I could relax a little. Speeches were held, food was eaten and people seemed happy - after a surprising family grand slam during the awards ceremony one could even say caution was thrown out the window...I (and most others) hit the bar.


KG showed his skills on the dance floor like every year, the band was awesome and the bartender was working hard. No wonder love and lust was in the air. I think no annual party has produced more pictures of people making out with slash picking up random people. A reliable source discovered something quite curious in relation to this - all four Beggos use the same kissing technique! Now I don't even like to speculate in how such a phenomenon could have happened...


Slightly tipsy (haha) I sent the barman home at 4am, and spent the next half hour repeatedly falling off my bike due to hitting the curb or being run into by Best tackler of 2011 - the other one, that is! =) The last thought running through my head as my forehead slammed down on the pillow was I'll never be able to sleep while the room is spinning...


About two seconds later the alarm went off. Feeling like roadkill I put some clothes on and cycled - still relatively unsteady - back to clean up together with a few other heroes. When the red wine was gone from the floors (and walls, tables, sound system...) the annual party of 2011 was officially over. Can't wait for next year!

onsdag 9 november 2011

annual party

Expect mayhem as usual. Apart from that: just testing my new blog app...


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onsdag 12 oktober 2011

Disappointed!

Of course I was looking forward to the feeling of Uppsala Rugby on tour, the extra training, the position-specific tactics I was gonna learn and the rugby world cup final we were gonna watch together... But hey, most of all I was looking forward to some back row tips from Sunday Times Sportswoman of the year 2010! Damn it.



UPDATE: after complaints from someone not getting it, I feel the need to clarify. I'm still going to the training camp in Vänersborg. Maggie Alphonsi isn't.

fredag 7 oktober 2011

Uppsala ladies on TV

Got quite excited when rugby people started sharing a link on fb...local tv coverage of a training doesn't happen every day you know. Have a look HERE if you want to see some Uppsala mauling and a blonde little captain explaining that we like to bosh the crap out of people...

Looking forward to our team meeting tonight where we can focus together and maybe even have a good time while we're at it =)

onsdag 5 oktober 2011

Rucka skiten!

Nice session yesterday! I claim credit for one black eye, some extremely non-pedagogical intructions (No no no NO!, not as good as someone else's Försvinn! though) and sleeping with the assistant coach. Can anyone beat that?

tisdag 4 oktober 2011

TV crew

Allegedly there'll be a TV crew and a photographer from the local paper down at training tonight. I hope everyone is planning to wear their best rugby gear, intricate braids and an unhealthy amount of make up - since those are the most important factors in rugby!

Or maybe we can go like this: Rugby for models

Is all PR really good PR?