Female intuition

Being a spectator at today's training session, I had all the time in the world to admire some peoples technique, and make cheap jokes about others. There was only a normal amount of swearing going on from the man in charge, but enough to surprise some new girls. Frankly, I have no problem seeing how you can get the instructions wrong for an exercise - what with the accent it's presented in and all. Although, the one person to misunderstand was the only other scotsman on the park (you can draw any conclusions from this)...

I left with one question still unanswered: why would you come to a training session without joining in, without knowing anything about the sport and without any interest to learn? My female intuition ventured a guess - Alan, they want you!